Interpol, Customs & Excise, Immigration Officers and the Irish Gharda were all      involved in a Pub to Pub manhunt from a notorious trio from Sky 6.
The now disgraced      members of Vals Valiants have robbed, pilfered, and      pillaged on their conquest of Dublin. One member of the trio is notorious for blagging his way from   Hotel to Hotel                  impersonating Michael Cain (see bottom picture on the left).        Another member of the notorious gang was last seen doing stand-up       outside a pub busking as a Jerry Sadowitz look-alike. Last but not least, the third member of the trio has   acquired the alias of the      tattooed demon of Dublin, for his antics dressed as a

lucky Leprechaun, preying on the horizontally         challenged.
The notorious gang were seen fleeing a hotel on the outskirts of Dublin aided by a former member of the Kray gang. Dublin Gharda Chief Inspector, Pat McGroin, said "B'Jesus, they was in and out quicker than a bad point of Geenus." The search took the authorities to the bare bottom of Police investigation, but locals  believe the gang has yet again made an arse of Pat McGroin and the leading members of the               establishment.
West Lothian Police and Sky 6 Call Centre staff are now   following up information fed to them by the Irish Gharda and Pat McGroin.

Mark Fulton has suggested that the team start a Lottery Bonus Ball weekly competition based on the following format.
50 pence for a number, maximum 2 numbers. All numbers will be put in a hat and chosen by entrants. Numbers  drawn will stay the same weekly.
All entry money must be given

to Mark by Friday night, at the latest. If you fail to submit entry money, your numbers will be voided for that week, and if your number is drawn it will be deemed as a rollover. Any numbers not taken that get picked as the bonus ball would be treated as a rollover.
Anyone wishing to participate

should see Mark, and anyone who objects to Mark holding the money is entitled to    nominate someone else.